Oh, there will be more..many more...
But these are just what I have so far.
I love my life. xD

"You could smoke a pack of crack, bang your head against the wall, get ran over a few times and STILL do better than a 2 out of 5."- Mr. Allinson

Karah: I lapohboboleapoh you.
Cody: Oh my god! Really!?
Karah: Yes!
Cody: I dont know what that means! *superhappyecstaticface*

"I betcha any money her crabs have herpes.- Lydia

"FIRECROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!"- Nico

Riku: Giant spider.
Me: What? Where?
Riku: Right there! *points*
Me: I dont see it...
Riku: Its right there! *points* Move closer!
Me: I still dont see it Riku!
Riku: Move closer.
Me: *moves* Wait...I know what youre doing. Youre trying to get me close to the wall so you ca-HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Im afraid of when doctors mess up. Like if you have to get stitches and you end up with a sex change."-Riku

Me: Riku.....did you steelo my un steelo!?
Riku: No. I stole your un crayon.
(we were in French class...)

"Joublie mon livre...I FORGOT MY LIVER!?"- Riku
(once again, in French class.)

"Roxas! Roxas! Roxas! Ive solved it! Ive solved the code! *points to the French fleur-de-lis flag and then girls shirt with the same symbol on it* Ive solved the Da Vinci Code!!"- Riku

"You break it, you ghetto-fix it, and you hide it on the back shelf."- Riku

Me: Whys there a random lake in the middle of an opera house?
Riku: Well, you see, it was a drunken Saturday nite...the Phantom had a few too many Jaggerbombs...

"Soo...are your pubes that long too?"- Marci to Joe
(If you know you Joe Ayyoub is...you'll get it.)

"Everybody aboard the choo-choo train of understanding?"- Leo

"Hey, do you have a blow dryer I could use?"- Brenda (to Mr. Allinson, the BALD teacher.)

Random Arabic guy: Hackappy Hckalockween!
Ryan: No, no. Its Happy Halloween. You dont put ant phlem into it!

Riku: *randomly sticks hand in my pocket*
Me: *looks at her weird*
Riku: I was looking for a puppy...*serious face*

Lydia: (we were talking about incest orgys)Like Sora and Roxas?
Me: Thats not incest...thats more like self rape.
Riku: No, wouldnt that be masturbation?

"If I were Gene Simmons, I'd use that tongue ability to do much more useful things than *sticks tounge out*"- Lydia

"See...I wanted that waffle button so much I sneezed..."- Me

J: Whats that rattling noise?
Mom: The anti-rattling clip.
J: Wait. The anti-rattling clip is..
Mom: Rattling.
J: I think the anti might be broken.....

"...there was a ghosty! With ectoplasym!"- Lydia

"*pulls out lump of fries from box* Its a fry orgy!"- Me

"Youre wasting ink! The ink monsters are gonna come eat you for using upn their offspring."- Lydia

"So basically....you crap yourself to death."- Mr. Cutting

"Im sorry I violated your duck."- Megan

"Im gonna miss Billy Mays. Now who is going to yell at me at 3 in the morning for things I dont need!?"- Riku

"Lets just go for the best and hope that everyone in the audience is color blind..."- Megan

Random person: *approaches Riku, Lydia and me in the back of the class* I know this is random, but touch my slippers.
Me: What?
Person: Touch my slippers.
Me:...no thank you?
*all sitting there confused staring at random chick*
Person: Ugh! Claudia, touch my slippers!
Riku: *stare*
Person: Theyre fuzzy! *puts foot on desk*
Riku: *pets slipper* ...........
Person: See? Aint they fuzzy?
Riku: ......Um...yes.
*person walks away and we all bust out laughing*

"I wouldntve messed up in the play, but there was this little kid, every 3 seconds, saying 'What'd she say!?'. I wanted to jump off the stage, point at her and scream 'YOU DAMN WELL HEARD WHAT I SAID!'"- Lydia